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"Support
'Macho the Sperm' in his Mission to save
the Human DNA! From the Alien Sperm!"
"Macho the Sperm" is the lead singer of the
'TestosterTones' (look
for the upcoming album on Heavy Ovum Records!) His buddy "Sherm
the Nerdy Sperm" is his nerdy buddy and the manager of the Band.
"Suzie the Sexy Egg" is
Macho's girlfriend and leader of the groupies for the band.
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"Macho the
Sperm"
~Savior of
the Human DNA!~
~Lead Singer of the 'TestosterTones~'!


Macho will
Save the World!
Macho will Save the
World from the Mutant Sperm!
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